July 13, 2026
Graham Crackers: The Words of a Professional Warmonger
Lindsey Graham on Meet the Press. (Screen capture from video posted to X.)
Lindsey Graham said he would die with Israel and it has come to pass. One of the weirdest characters in US politics, Graham’s career was consistent in only one respect: war was his solution to any diplomatic problem. He had the mentality of a red-scare Cold Warrior in a time when the Cold War had ended. But Graham couldn’t relinquish his toxic animus for Russia, even as Russia embraced US-style gangster capitalism, imperialist ambitions and religious prudery. As a political figure, Graham was a senator in search of a father figure. First, he latched on to John McCain, almost to the point of slavish mimicry. But McCain at least enjoyed the appearance of independence, occasionally bucking his own party (largely because he craved the media spotlight that came with a performative “maverick”) and had a perverse sense of humor, even if his barbs were usually at the expense of a rival.
Graham seemed lonely and lost after McCain’s death, uncomfortable in his own skin. He inherited McCain’s seat on the Sunday talk shows. But he had none of McCain’s crusty charisma. Instead, Graham hectored and scolded and whined and pouted. But he was humorless and abrasive. His only rhetorical talent was for invective. Graham’s media appearances came off as bombast with a bullhorn. His voice evinced none of the seductive qualities of the southern gentility, in whose political raiment he attempted to adorn himself. Graham’s voice, especially when excited, had a shrill, shrieking-like quality that often verged on hysteria. His speeches alienated, even frightened, more than they persuaded.
Like many professional attack dogs, Graham needed a master; he had neither the guts nor the intellect to chart his own course or to build new coalitions. So he transferred his loyalty from McCain to the man McCain hated more than any other: Donald Trump. Graham willingly swallowed Trump’s insults like daily doses of cod liver oil. He renounced his moderate positions on trade, abortion, campaign finance reform, immigration and climate change to be in sync with his new skipper. But like most sycophants, Graham couldn’t be trusted, not even by those at whose feet he bent the knee.
Graham once declared it was patriotic for Americans to cheat on their taxes. Of course, he’d’ve been the first one to jail, and probably torture, war tax resisters. A few months ago, Graham said he “felt good” about where the country was heading under Trump: “We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes.” This is a pretty concise description of the American imperial project since the Spanish-American War. Graham’s enduring legacy will be that of a blood-thirsty sycophant, willing to jettison any values and self-worth he once professed to be invited into the anterooms of power and receive a few patronizing pats on the head.
Ultimately, Lindsey Graham will go down as an inconsequential figure in American history, a bloodthirsty cheerleader for some of the nation’s most disastrous wars who lacked the courage to stand up for the few convictions he once held. To paraphrase Henry Kissinger on Bill Clinton being called a war criminal, “Lindsey Graham doesn’t have the moral fortitude to be consigned to the 9th Circle of Hell with the A-listers.” He’ll have to settle for some more obscure region of eternal torment, where nobody will even recall his name.
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“Free speech is a great idea, but we’re in a war.”
“Today, I’m 60, I’m not married, I don’t have any kids.”
“It’s really American to avoid paying your taxes, legally.”
“I don’t blame anybody for using the tax code to their advantage.”
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed, and we will deserve it.”
“[Trump] He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. But he doesn’t represent my party.”
“I don’t like what he says about John McCain. But when we play golf, it’s fun.”
“If you don’t like me being the president’s friend, you’re probably not going to like me.”
“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”
“What Cruz and others are doing is going to make sure that another 9/11 happens.”
“If we can convince the American people to provide assistance and prevent abortions at the 20th week, nothing bad is going to happen. Good things will happen.”
On Trump and Cruz: “It’s like being shot or poisoned,” Graham said at a Capitol Hill press conference in January. “What does it matter?”
“Finally, a president willing to take on this absurd policy of birthright citizenship.”
+ On Trump’s impeachment trial: “I’m not trying to pretend to be a fair juror here.”
+ “If there’s a prosecution of Donald Trump for mishandling classified information, after the Clinton debacle … there’ll be riots in the streets.”
+ On Matt Gaetz: “I fear the process surrounding the Gaetz nomination is turning into an angry mob, and unverified allegations are being treated as if they are true. I’ve seen this movie before.”
+ On Pete Hegseth: “The allegations against Pete are from anonymous sources. I’m not going to make any decisions based on an anonymous source. If you’re not willing to raise your hand under oath and make the accusation, it doesn’t count. I’ve heard everything about these people. None of it counts. No rumors, no innuendo.”
+ “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
+ “To young people out there, young people of color, young immigrants, this is a great state, but one thing I can say without any doubt, you can be an African American and go to the Senate, but you just have to share our values. If you’re a young, African American or an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state; you just need to be conservative, not liberal.”
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+ “Do not give the terrorists, the enemy combatants, the people who blow up folks at weddings, who fly airplanes into the twin towers, the ability to sue our own troops all over the country for any and everything.”
+ “President Bush has shown great leadership. He has said that the 21st century will not be ruled or dictated by terrorists, dictators or murderers. He’s absolutely right. God bless him for his resolve.”
+ “I think the worst thing in the world is to have the courts decide who to target in the war on terrorism. And courts are not military commanders.”
+ “The worst nightmare in the world is a radical Islamic regime with a weapon of mass destruction.”
+ “I think our nation’s at war with radical Islam. The primary goal of these groups is to attack our nation. Washington’s a prime target.”
+ “Whether you’re the wedding cake baker or the gay couple or the Baptist preacher, radical Islam would kill you all if they could.”
+ “I intend to make America strong again. I’m going to be the champion of the middle class, where I came from. If you make me your president, our best days are ahead. I’m ready to be commander-in-chief, ladies and gentlemen, on day one. I intend to win a war that we cannot afford to lose.”
+ “Philanthropy is lost. The human spirit is suppressed. Most people want a legacy; they want to give something back, a library, a hospital wing, a donation to their church. This is a form of socialism that must go.”
+ “The Lindsey Graham via foreign policy is going to beat Rand Paul’s libertarian view of foreign policy. It will beat Barack Obama’s view of foreign policy. It will beat Hillary Clinton’s view of foreign policy.”
+ “Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we began to retire in 2008.”
+ “I think most Americans understand that radical Islam can’t be compromised with or appeased. And the only way we can be safe is to form partnerships over there that will protect us over here.”
+ “We cannot win this war on terror if people are undercutting us. And one way to undercut us is to empower Iran.”
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+ “If ‘Obamacare’ becomes fully implemented in 2014, it’s going to bankrupt states.”
+ “If Barack Obama cannot appreciate that our troops are winning in Iraq, he should not be their Commander in Chief.”
+ “President Obama chose politics over leadership. ‘Hope’ and ‘Change’ have become bait-and-switch.”
+ “I’m running because I think the world is falling apart.”
+ “I would love to have a good deal to end the nuclear ambitions of the Iranians, but I don’t trust the Iranians. They’ve been lying and cheating.”
+ “I’m the ranking Republican on the foreign aid appropriations subcommittee, so I know Tunisia well.”
+ “We will never win this war until we understand the effect that Guantanamo Bay has had on the overall war effort. And we’ll never get the support of the American people if we can’t prove to them that these folks that we’re dealing with are not common criminals. We’re going to keep them – keep you safe from them.”
+ “You want to see a war on women? Come with me to Iraq and Afghanistan, folks. I’ve been there 35 times. I will show you what they do to women.”
+ “The Afghan security forces will always have the help of the U.S. American military to ensure that Afghanistan never fails.”
+ “This idea of holding the Defense Department hostage to the tax debate makes me sick to my stomach. Knock it off.”
+ “And here’s the first thing I would do if I were president of the United States. I wouldn’t let Congress leave town until we fix this [reducing Pentagon budget]. I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to. We’re not leaving town until we restore these defense cuts. We are not leaving town until we restore the intel cuts.”
+ “We have never seen more threats against our nation and its citizens than we do today.”
+ “We have gutted our ability to detect the next attack.”
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+ “The Prime Minister [Netanyahu] convinced me that Israel is developing weapons that will change the future of warfare. They would love to partner with the United States, which is the most important form of aid we could ever give them and the most important event that would provide security to both countries.
+ “Moving our embassy from Tel Aviv to western Jerusalem is not inconsistent with any peace proposal. It is consistent with the reality – as I and many others understand it – that the capital of Israel is Jerusalem,”
+ “The Palestinians in Gaza are the most radicalized population on the planet who are taught to hate Jews from birth. It will take years to fix this problem.”
+ “When I hear ‘From the river to the sea,’ it reminds me of the ‘Final Solution.’ The Hamas terrorists are the SS on steroids.”
+ “Give Israel what they need to fight the war they can’t afford to lose. This is Hiroshima and Nagasaki on steroids.”
+ “I’m tired of the word ‘genocide’… if Israel desired to commit genocide, they possess the means but choose not to.”
+ “This court [ICC] is for Africa and thugs like Putin. It is not for democracies like Israel and the United States.”
+ On Mossad: “They’ll tell me things our own government won’t tell me.”
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+ “Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military? The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out. You would be doing your country – and the world – a great service. The only people who can fix this are the Russian people. Easy to say, hard to do. Unless you want to live in darkness for the rest of your life, be isolated from the rest of the world in abject poverty, and live in darkness you need to step up to the plate.”
+ “The Russians are dying…Best money we’ve ever spent.”
+ “To know that my commitment to Ukraine has drawn the ire of Putin’s regime brings me immense joy.”
+ “To the Russian people: Putin is leading you into the abyss. Tens of thousands of Russian soldiers killed and wounded. An economy smaller than Italy’s in volume, with pressure approaching. Russia is isolated like never before. This does not make Russia great; it makes it a rogue state.”
+ “They [Ukraine] just need weapons to free their country of a terrible invasion. They’re sitting on a trillion dollars’ worth of minerals that could be good to our economy. So I want to keep helping our friends in Ukraine. We can win this. They need our help.”
+ “Ukraine isn’t the problem. Russia is the problem.”
+ “Iran is part of the problem, not the solution. And the Russian government is ignoring reality.”
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+ “Everything I know about the Iranians I learned at the pool room. I met a lot of liars, and I know the Iranians are lying.”
+ “After announcing he was going to take a genetic test, Graham told Fox News: “I’ll probably be Iranian. That’d be, like, terrible.”
+ “If Iran contests control of the Strait of Hormuz by the United States, we will obliterate them. So, to all the people listening, if this diplomatic effort fails, President Trump is going to take the Strait of Hormuz.”
+ “Americans are dying and the U.S. is spending billions to dislodge the terrorist Iranian regime that threatens the region. Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia seems to be issuing statements and doing things in the background that are marginally helpful, but unwilling to participate in military operations to end the reign of terror coming out of Iran. Hopefully Gulf Cooperation Council countries will get more involved as this fight is in their backyard,” he went on. “If you are not willing to use your military now, when are you willing to use it?”
+ “When this [Iran] regime goes down, we are going to have a new Middle East, and we are going to make a ton of money.”
+ “This regime is in a death throe now; it is gonna be on its knees, it’s going to fall, and when it falls, we’re going to have peace like no other time, we’re going to have prosperity unlike anyone could ever imagine.”
+ “I feel good about where we’re going as a nation. We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs. We didn’t even run out of bombs during World War II.”
+ “Without a credible threat of the use of military force, nothing changes in Venezuela.”
+ “Cuba’s next.”
+ “I will be with Israel to my dying day.”
